fuck huge ass craving for milk again
ok giant emotion dump so i don’t spam wtnv more than i already have
-steve is cecil’s brother in law!
-janice is steve’s step daughter!!
-cecil has a sister!!!
-steve doesn’t hate cecil and they actually got along at the start oh god
-steve is a true nightvalian what with seeing all the signs in the sky
-but steve is also the only sane man in town cause he knows how different night vale is
-steve is a low level rebel who reads books
-steve and cecil both love janice very much (we all already knew that i just wanted to remind everyone cause it’s great)
-cecil doesn’t like steve cause steve questions things
-cecil, in a level of douchbaggery fueled by the love for his sister/niece/hometown and the very stars themselves, objected at his sister wedding because of it
-steve is ok with not being liked cause he’s dedicated to The Truth and way more similar to cecil and his journalistic soul than either would like to admit
-steve wants janice ot question things too because he is the biggest conspiracy theorist nerd dad ever
-steve thinks carlos and cecil are good together
-steve’s scones are the bomb
-cecil’s humus less so
-steve doesn’t like people not being polite to cecil and his humus
-steve is officially a Precious Baby™ that we all have to protect now the entire fandom is sentenced to an extra hour int he ball pit to think about how badly we’ve treated this character holy shit
idea to cheer you up: imagine earl harlan compliments steve’s scones in front of cecil and cecil being a big baby about it until earl gets him to admit they’re good and apologize
i might honestly cry over the fact that cecils likes steve’s scones and so does everyone else. and that steve feels bad for cecil’s humus not being that great
also did steve just dance around saying that carlos is good for cecil?