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its late enough in the night where i’m seriously considering rereading the count of monte cristo so imma just go to bed now

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otterlogic:

I don’t even know how to caption this.

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( ˘ ³˘)~♡ chu
Anonymous asked

:O oh my

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jaymamon:

Taxi driver who drives supernatural folks and monsters and gets the worst of them

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marlasingersongwriter:

CARLOS AND CECIL RELIGIOUSLY PLAYING POKEMON WITH EACH OTHER LIKE CARLOS GOT CECIL A DS SPECIFICALLY SO THEY COULD PLAY POKEMON TOGETHER

AND ONE NIGHT CARLOS CAN’T SLEEP SO HE TAKES HIS DS INTO THE LIVING ROOM AND PLAYS POKEMON TO TRY TO GET HIMSELF SLEEPY

AND THEN THAT LITTLE MESSAGE LIKE ‘YOUR FRIEND CECIL IS NEARBY’ SHOWS UP AND CARLOS JUST SIGHS AND SENDS CECIL A DROWZY NAMED ‘NERD’ AND HE JUST HEARS THIS LAUGH FROM THE OTHER ROOM AND THEY KEEP SENDING EACH OTHER POKEMON WITH SILLY NAMES UNTIL THE ALARM GOES OFF AND CECIL GETS UP AND THEY PRETEND THEY WEREN’T JUST PLAYING VIDEO GAMES FOR THREE HOURS LIKE WEENIES

(Source: soulevacuationcommittee)

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THAT PART IN MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE’S MAMA WHERE LIZA MINNELLI KICKS OFF THE FINALE AND YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ABOUT TO MARCH OFF TO WAR, MURDER A SHIT TON OF PEOPLE, DIE A HORRIBLE VIOLENT DEATH, AND LOVE EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN FUCKING SECOND OF IT

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directiontoperfecti0n:

Bill Hader on his SNL audition

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http://kinkvale.tumblr.com/post/83700501387/i-bet-orgies-are-a-thing-in-night-vale-i-dont

kinkvale:

I bet orgies are a thing in Night Vale— I don’t just mean ‘orgies exist’, of course they do. I mean, I feel like they’d be as impeccably organized as possible, maybe part of an annual harvest thing. You know, Fuck Inside Your Bloodstone Circles For a Bounty of Imaginary Corn or something like…

Posted 3 hours ago

nneka wanted to see, breathe, lick, eat, and become one with my doodles and who am i to refuse her

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